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Smorgasbording – March 9, 2012

As you all know, last week I put our readership to the test and asked for you to send in ass shots. Obviously I expected to get a bunch of fat and sweaty dude asses lining the inbox. Instead, one of our loyal readers surprised me with an absolutely gorgeous ass shot. And another… well, we’ll just get to that later.

First, let’s talk about this whole KONY 2012 situation that has been swirling around the social networking universe over the past few days. I’m all for getting behind a good cause, and what Joseph Kony has done over the course of 25 years or so is despicable. However, what all of you misinformed “sheep” out there need to realize is that the main objective of this video was to make money. Sure, some of the proceeds go to the Invisible Children organization, but the vast majority of it goes straight into the pocket of the film’s creator. Do a little reasearch before you start doling out your hard-earned money. Not to sound insensitive to the plight in Africa, but we have tons of major problems right here in America. As one of my friends said on Facebook, “Why are we concerning ourselves with third-world nonsense when our credit score as a nation has taken a significant hit and we’ve quadrupled our debt? Oh ya that’s right, because America is full of emotional voters who are dying for ‘change’ and a good story. I’m going to find the next radical bad guy so I can pocket 63% of millions of dollars.” He’s exactly right. All I ask is that you educate yourselves a little bit before jumping on some bandwagon. Now, let’s get to the smorgasbording stuff!

The Goods

What you’ve all been waiting for…

Yup, some asshole (pun intended) thought it’d be humorous to send in a picture of their cat’s ass. While I appreciate the effort it took to actually get a pic of your cat’s derriere, I think you may have missed the point. Luckily for all of us here at TBSE and for all of you out there in cyber land, we had one reader who took the initiative to send in a real booty pic…

Now, as a married man, I have to be careful how I choose my words to describe this backside… but god damn that’s a nice booty. If it wasn’t for the generic email you created to send in this butt shot (and my awesome, forgiving wife), I’d already be in touch with you, Ms. Lovely Heiny. There’s not much better in this world than a beautiful butt and for that, mystery girl, we thank you! Hopefully this picture opened up the floodgates for some of you less confident chicas out there. Have no fear. The address is always open and would love to see your booty too!

We Are The Virus

I’ve said for years that the human race is nothing but a virus on this Earth. We spread faster than the natural resources can keep up, and there’s no stopping us. It’s just a matter of time until shit hits the fan and bad things start to happen. I never really had any tangible evidence for saying this, just a gut feeling after realizing how the world’s population has exploded over the past 500 years. That was the case until earlier this week, when my buddy sent me a link to a video that showed satellite images of the Las Vegas sprawl from 1972 to 2010. If anybody can watch this short video and claim that humans aren’t bad for this Earth, then I’d have to question your intelligence. We are the virus.

Movie Clip of the Week


  • In honor of the ACC Tournament and Randolph Childress, my favorite college basketball player of all-time, enjoy this video. That was from the 1995 ACC Tournament title game. Wake Forest won the championship after Childress hit a runner with four ticks left on the clock in overtime. He finished the game with 37 points and seven assists and was named tourney MVP. I still love you, Randolph… even though WFU basketball is in the shitter right now!
  • While searching for that video, I stumbled upon a clip that the Providence College fans will like. Remember God Shammgod? Here’s a typical Shammgod move that pretty much sums up his entire life. A great start with a ridiculous crossover. Epic fail to finish things off.
  • I used to eat fast food quite a bit, but now I indulge maybe once a month. To be honest, with all the bad talk about fast food, I don’t really notice a huge difference. I certainly don’t feel any different, though I’m sure my body is healthier without it. Speaking of fast food, what’s your favorite fast food joint?
  • Blackberrys suck balls.
  • What percentage of commercials aired on television are either car ads or insurance ads? Somebody please do the research for me.
  • I will dominate you in Call of Duty: MW3 on Playstation 3. Dominate.
  • Baseball season is so close I can almost taste it – and it tastes wonderful.
  • There are a ton of weird shows on television right now that highlight how fucked up people can be – Hoarders, My Strange Obsession, 19 Kids and Counting, etc. Scary stuff.
  • It’s weird to think that, for the majority of us, the only time we can truly be alone nowadays is when we’re driving in our car. Sometimes it’s nice to just turn your cell phone off, hop in the car and go for a drive.
  • Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  • Inspiring quote of the week: Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect, it simply means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.