All posts in Electronics
The Death of the Pick Up Game
buying s*#t, including an Ipod Nano with TikTok watch band.
When this whole TBSE adventure started I was imagining something in the vein of uncrate.com or any of the other male-focused blogs/guides to cool shit you can buy. I was thinking pretty pictures of fly clothes, hip music videos, and bad ass gadgets accompanied by witty insights. As it turned, while I love looking at “cool stuff” porn online, I have no desire to write about that shit or preach the gospel of consumer crap and credit card debt. (And as it turns out, thankfully, nobody else who regularly contributes here seems too interested in that either).
But while I love railing against our give-me-more-fancy-beautiful-shit-made-in-Bangledesh-and-financed-by-China-to-make-me-feel-better-about-my-shallow-existence culture…I am still very much a product of it and participant in it.
Thus you get today’s “best stuff” post…my shinny new birthday gift that would fit perfectly on the pages of any number of buying guides for guys….including the would be TBSE. Check out my new 16gb Ipod Nano with Tik Tok watch band. Its the perfect balance of minimalist design and utilitarian function. All the buttons and inputs/outputs are accessible while in the band and the multi-touch nano pops in and out with great ease. It is sexy as hell and I’mthe first to admit it, even flaunt it. Its a hip watch full of hip music that is going to help me train my way all the way to beating robthewelterweight’s ass in the Warrior Dash on Oct. 1st.
I’m pumped about the ipod…but I’m also pumped to get my “look at this cool shit to buy” post of out my system. This ongoing identity crisis of mine came to a head just moments after buying the watch. As I was leaving the apple store I walked by h&m which plays unfairly to both my cheap and style-concerned interests. It was my bday, I had a new flashy new ipod watch and bday cash to burn. I walked through the sale section, grabbed a few items and headed to the dressing room. It was in the dressing room that I was confronted with myself (through those awesome H&M skinny mirrors that make you look so good in their clothes). What was I doing? Did I really need more crap, especially more clothes, especially new clothes? I have a closet sinfully overflowing with clothes and I live less than 5 miles from 9 fantastic thrift stores (including one even called Fantastic Thrift, no joke). I was paralyzed. I had only been in there for 30 seconds but I knew I couldn’t in good conscience try this stuff on, much less purchase it. The dressing room attendant was just outside and would know that I couldn’t possibly have tried those clothes on that quickly. But I emerged anyhow, looked at him…. and told him I left my credit card at J. Crew.
So you like Airplanes, do ya?
Do you enjoy the following words:
- Squawk
- Roger
- Over and Out
- Whiskey
- Zulu
- Foxtrot
- Heavy
- Vector
- Approach
- Cleared to Land
If you haven’t guessed, I’m talking about airplanes and air traffic control or ATC. Now, call me a nerd, but I enjoy hearing what the tower has to say to the pilots inhabiting the skies at thousands of feet above me. I occasionally will sit in my apartment and listen to Washington Tower to hear of upcoming takeoffs and landings. Now this may be just me but when you live literally steps from the airport, you kinda get into this sort of thing.
If you decide this is for you, let me suggest a site for your enjoyment – Live ATC. This site is great. Just go onto the home page and put in your airport code. I usually listen to DCA and Washington Tower. However, Potomac Approach is cool too. You get to hear all the air traffic live. This works especially well if you are waiting on someone to fly in. In combination with FlightStats, you can listen to your friend or family member on final approach as well as track their flight in nearly real time. For me, this is extremely helpful as these two sites tell me when exactly I should get my lazy ass off the couch and to the airport.
Another thing to keep in mind, United (for one) offers the ability to listen to ATC as you are flying! This is a pretty sweet feature. All you have to do is plug your headphones in to the armrest and tune to channel 9. Its pretty interesting to hear your captain and tons of others talk with the various air traffic controllers throughout the US or the world for that matter. Its amazing how these guys actually take in information, air traffic controllers speak like a million words per minute. I get lost hearing them talk about all the flight numbers, speed, frequency, and navigation changes, its truly amazing that we can get from point A to B so seamlessly.
My last bit of wisdom on listening in to ATC is the following: if you are listening to ATC live, you will know where you are at en route to your destination. Lets not forget, as well, you will be the first to know of a change in schedule, direction, speed, or god forbid some type of terrible situation about to unfold at 30K feet.
Hopefully you now want to listen in to ATC or perhaps become an air traffic controller yourself. For either, I suggest Pushing Tin with Billy Bob, Angelina, and Cusack – excellent flick on ATC. I leave you with a small clip.
Sick Video of the Day
I wish I could say that I discovered this little number on my own. Alas, I must send a big shout out to STP for this one. I guess VW in Canada needed to sell the new Jetta so they (so it seems) put a bajillion dollars (canadian dollars) into making a sick ass commercial for the new Jetta. The article can be seen right here. However, the making of the whole commercial can be seen below. I would probably watch the video in the article first to really understand what you are looking at.
If anyone is interested in trying this with my 2004 Passat, let me know. Tuna has a Jetta so we can use his as well and become commercial directors/producers/drivers.
Best Cell Phone Provider: AT&T
Verizon, Sprint, T-MOBILE, and Cricket can all suck it.
This debate has probably caused the most controversy between my friends and I because we all pledge loyalty to our own. I respect your personal choice (I guess) but AT&T has never done me wrong. A customer since 2004, I am constantly greeted by happy people on the other end of the phone, competent sales people in-stores, and constant service in the DePaul University Student Center.
My allegiance to AT&T was confirmed forever yesterday.
A late adopter to the smart phone game, and by late I mean December of 2010, I was a little more than perturbed when my phone just stopped working on Monday. I tried everything, battery in battery out, sim card in sim card out, dear cell phone why won’t you recognize your charger? I check the little white squares and by golly its a miracle I actually didn’t kill this phone with water.
Defeated, I hung my head low as I walked into the AT&T store, dreading the $60 charge for a new phone through insurance. The 5-year old inside me was saying, “But it’s not my fault. It’s not fair!” Not only did Anthony recognize that it wasn’t my fault but he did me one better. I watched him do the same dance of battery, sim card, charger and he too looked just as confused as I.
“This thing is fried.”
That’s right, my phone literally cooked itself. Because this was a product error I was sent on my merry way with a brand new phone, no questions asked, no papers signed. Have you ever had that easy of an encounter with a phone company? I highly doubt it.
AT&T I will love you forever. Baby, never leave me.
The Best Way to Store Remotes
Author’s Note: In an attempt to make my life as fun as possible I find delight in the smallest of things. My every day goal is to find something new that makes me happy, no matter how insignificant it may seem.
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Like everyone else in this world, I spend a considerable amount of my time scouring the internet for entertainment. One of my go to sites is The Selby, for all things beautiful and unattainable. This isn’t a post specifically about The Selby, it’s about the genius that I found there:
How have I never thought of this? Is this not the most ingenious way of storing an absurd amount of remotes? Not only are the functions and directions conveniently written next to the actual remotes with arrows pointing to them, they are written ON THE plywood. No more worrying about misplacing the pocketsize directions that are written in six languages. No more confusion about which remote seems to be missing, because with the exception of the iHome clicker, they all are black and weirdly rectangular so describing what it looks like doesn’t do me much good now does it?
Basically the Neistat Brothers found a spare piece of plywood and went to town with a Sharpie and the ability to trace. I am seriously tempted to go dumpster diving on my way home to create similarly brilliant storage.
Near-Future Technology: NFC
Trust me: this will be happening, and I could not be more thankful. I wish I never had to carry a wallet around. All it does is hurt my back and occasionally causes holes near the rear pocket of my pants. I have no need for cash, except to make it rain of course, and a plastic card with a magnetic strip isn’t exactly the best medium for carrying around a machine-readable number. Thankfully, America will soon be entering the 1990s of Japan by having checkouts and phones with NFC – near field communications. Just touch your phone or bump your ass/crotch-phone combo near the checkout reader and you are done.
What about people that don’t have cell phones? Good morning grandma, it’s 2011.
What about security? I’ll trust a signal with a tiny radius more than a waiter taking my credit card into the back of a restaurant to simultaneously charge and record all my info any day. That’s how you get charges from Western Beef in the Bronx on your card, true story.
What about infrastructure costs to stores and costs to the consumer for adopting this technology? Suck it.
Most of all though, strip club attendees can finally make it rain DIGITALLY.
iPad game app – Fruit Ninja
Allow me to preface this by saying I don’t own an iPad, my brother does. Whenever I’m around my brother and his iPad, I can guarantee you I’m slicin’ and dicin’ mangos, bananas, watermelons and whatever else they’re tossin at me in Fruit Ninja. Rumor has it, you can get it for the iPhone or iPod touch, but reality is, you need the big screen to fully appreciate the greatness of this game. That’s why I’ll give it best game for iPad but not iPhone/iPod.
If you’ve never played i
t, it’s a game of skill where you have to swipe your finger across the screen acting as the blade, while fresh fruit is launched from the bottom of the screen up into the air. Your goal: slice the fruit. The more pieces of fruit you can slice in a single swipe, the more of a multiplier you get for the points. I don’t want to get into too much detail, but let’s just say it’s addicting. I think the best part of the whole game is the sound effects. I really feel like I’m slicin’ fruit with my fingertips. It’s invigorating.







