Worst Stuff Ever: Women Liking Chris Brown

Thanks to Chris Brown’s completely inappropriate return to the Grammy’s (by the way you shouldn’t have stopped at the backflip off the stage, you should have just continued off of Earth), the internet was abuzz with articles on why Chris Brown is a loser today. I could write a post on why I agree with this, because I wholeheartedly do. You are disgusting and unlike the other male public figures that get away with domestic violence (ahem Kobe, ahem Ben) you pleaded guilty. And somehow, women around the world, some of who I am embarrassed to know, still think you are the cat’s pajamas.
I’m not going to waste my time analyzing the sick intricacies of Chris Brown’s pathetic existence because I’d rather point out the real issue here and it has nothing to do with his woman-beating hands of the perfect specimen that is Rihanna.
GALS, WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOING IN LIKING CHRIS BROWN?

This is a fairly tame tweet compared to some others, but this is a great place to start. Let’s call you Nicole. Nicole, your FAVORITE part of the Grammy Awards was watching Chris Brown with his first Grammy? You didn’t think Adele’s performance was compelling? Or Rihanna’s duet with Chris Martin was worth writing home about? You disgust me. You have bad taste in music and even worse taste in men.

I shouldn’t even be this considerate in covering up your face and name after you publicly issued this statement. I am not only going to call you crazy but I am going to call you an embarrassment to the female sex. Let me get this straight, not only would you let Chris Brown within 10 feet of you (the minimum distance that protects Rihanna from his insane grip) but you would let him beat you, any day? Does that mean you would let Chris Brown beat you on your birthday? On the day you found out your were pregnant?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  Are you talking to me?  Are you telling me to shut up? Because listen you clown, I will never shut up about Chris Brown being a woman beater. Because. He. Beats. Women.
With this kind of attitude you very well may find yourself in a violent relationship, and I promise it won’t be with someone anywhere near as wealthy as Chris Brown. There will be no perks, just black eyes and bruised faces. Also, his last name should be capitalized. Sheesh.

Well this dumb dumb actually acknowledges how awkward (sure that’s one way of describing it) it is that she likes the idea of Chris Brown beating her. But she ruins any iota of sanity that she may have by following it up with hashtag don’t even care. Well I care. I care that you think he is sexy, which he isn’t, that you love him, which you shouldn’t, and that you would allow Chris Brown to punch you in the face. Who are your parents? Do you have any? My guess is no. Otherwise you wouldn’t be contemplating letting a man punch-a-size your face for free.

So what’s the moral of the story?
Chris Brown is a loser. Whether or not the music world should prohibit him from performing isn’t an argument I am totally comfortable making. However, for women, my teammates on this planet, distant representations of myself, where is your girl power? Do you have no self-worth?

I have been accused of being hard on girls in the past for their behaviors. Yes world, I am aware that just because someone doesn’t do something I think they should, doesn’t make them wrong. (Learning curve, okay?) Thankfully it has been less because of things like this and more because of sour puss faces at bars, but where am I supposed to draw the line? I honestly think I hate these women that love Chris Brown.

It is bad enough that we let him frolic in the spotlight, but it is even worse that women find his deplorable behavior appealing. So yes, I will call you crazy, I will not shut up, and I will continue to judge you because you ladies, are truly the worst thing ever.